-Money is like manure. It is not good until it is spread around!
- The Indian cricket board is like vessel that leaks from the top. Indian openers are like envelopes � They don�t take you anywhere.
-Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
-Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
-The batsman is as comfortable on this pitch as a bum would be on a porcupine.
-The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.
-Deep Dasgupta is not a wicket keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
-When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
-One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
-He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen. The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!
-A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
-If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
-You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
- When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.
-He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
-The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
- Umpire Eddie Nichols is a man who can't find his buttocks with his two hands.
-Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
- Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
- Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!
-Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!
- He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!
-It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!
-He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!
-If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!
-The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!
-This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!
-The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!
-The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30!
-A big outcry but no outcome! All that comes from a cow is not milk!
-Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!
-Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
-There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
-I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination.
- The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.
- This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.
-"Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.
-" Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
-The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
- The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
-The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
-The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
-You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
-He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
-Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
-Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
- You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
- The cat with gloves catches no mice. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
-Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.
-Good intentions die unless utilized.
-He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place.
- Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.
-A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage.
-You can never unscramble eggs.
-Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge.
-"He's wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool."
- A girl born beautiful is half married The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole.
-His slower ball was so slow that my mamma can run faster than that The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't matter... In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left! Still waters run deep.
-The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition... Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. "India plays the cricket without any aim"
-Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane,when batting.
- Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark aloud and let everyone hear you louder!!!
-The dog that barks last, barks best S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!
- He is like an indian transistor which does not work until you give it two slaps. If u r trying to beat india in their home you are you trying to get milk out of an ox.
-Indian team is just like indian monsoon, you just cant predict when there will be flood & when drought. Rahul is like the hall of fire !!!!
- Ganguly has taken the cake with plum on top The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha Women are worse than wine
-They intoxicate both the holder and the beholder (when a female was shown on tv screen)
-For Geffory Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush"
- When Yohannan was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar) Cricket in India is like a tree with fruits pelted with stones
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